🏆
2023 · Champion
Nick's Boasty
9-5 · 1,779.2 PF
🥈
2023 · Runner-up
Nick’s Chubb
💩
2023 · Last place
Tottenham Alumni
12 teams · 6 make the playoffs · 14-week regular season
Regular Season Standings
- Record
- 9-5
- Expected Wins
- 9.30
- PF
- 1,779.2
- Luck
- -2.7%
5 more
- Power
- 102-52
- vs Med
- 10-4
- Combined
- 19-9
- Ideal PF
- 1,923.2
- Mgmt %
- 92.5%
- Record
- 8-6
- Expected Wins
- 6.53
- PF
- 1,629.4
- Luck
- +9.8%
5 more
- Power
- 73-81
- vs Med
- 8-6
- Combined
- 16-12
- Ideal PF
- 1,832.1
- Mgmt %
- 88.9%
- Record
- 9-5
- Expected Wins
- 7.33
- PF
- 1,679.6
- Luck
- +11.9%
5 more
- Power
- 79-75
- vs Med
- 7-7
- Combined
- 16-12
- Ideal PF
- 1,873.2
- Mgmt %
- 89.7%
- Record
- 9-5
- Expected Wins
- 8.17
- PF
- 1,765.3
- Luck
- +4.8%
5 more
- Power
- 93-61
- vs Med
- 9-5
- Combined
- 18-10
- Ideal PF
- 1,928.6
- Mgmt %
- 91.5%
- Record
- 7-7
- Expected Wins
- 7.30
- PF
- 1,698.7
- Luck
- -2.1%
5 more
- Power
- 81-73
- vs Med
- 7-7
- Combined
- 14-14
- Ideal PF
- 1,940.6
- Mgmt %
- 87.5%
- Record
- 7-7
- Expected Wins
- 7.73
- PF
- 1,787.9
- Luck
- -5.8%
5 more
- Power
- 87-67
- vs Med
- 8-6
- Combined
- 15-13
- Ideal PF
- 2,026.5
- Mgmt %
- 88.2%
- Record
- 7-7
- Expected Wins
- 6.23
- PF
- 1,615.9
- Luck
- +4.8%
5 more
- Power
- 65-89
- vs Med
- 6-8
- Combined
- 13-15
- Ideal PF
- 1,920.3
- Mgmt %
- 84.2%
- Record
- 7-7
- Expected Wins
- 5.00
- PF
- 1,531.4
- Luck
- +13.6%
5 more
- Power
- 58-96
- vs Med
- 4-10
- Combined
- 11-17
- Ideal PF
- 1,741.0
- Mgmt %
- 88.0%
- Record
- 6-8
- Expected Wins
- 7.83
- PF
- 1,730.4
- Luck
- -13.1%
5 more
- Power
- 91-63
- vs Med
- 9-5
- Combined
- 15-13
- Ideal PF
- 1,912.0
- Mgmt %
- 90.5%
- Record
- 6-8
- Expected Wins
- 6.83
- PF
- 1,603.9
- Luck
- -5.9%
5 more
- Power
- 70-84
- vs Med
- 7-7
- Combined
- 13-15
- Ideal PF
- 1,733.1
- Mgmt %
- 92.5%
- Record
- 6-8
- Expected Wins
- 6.20
- PF
- 1,653.5
- Luck
- -5.9%
5 more
- Power
- 76-78
- vs Med
- 6-8
- Combined
- 12-16
- Ideal PF
- 1,009.0
- Mgmt %
- 90.8%
- Record
- 3-11
- Expected Wins
- 4.27
- PF
- 1,456.4
- Luck
- -9.0%
5 more
- Power
- 49-105
- vs Med
- 3-11
- Combined
- 6-22
- Ideal PF
- 1,720.8
- Mgmt %
- 84.6%
| # | Team | Record | Expected Wins | Power | vs Med | Combined | PF | Ideal PF | Mgmt % | Luck |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Nick's BoastyBOSAEast | 9-5 | 9.30 | 102-52 | 10-4 | 19-9 | 1,779.2 | 1,923.2 | 92.5% | -2.7% |
| 2 |  Nick’s ChubbEILEWest | 8-6 | 6.53 | 73-81 | 8-6 | 16-12 | 1,629.4 | 1,832.1 | 88.9% | +9.8% |
| 3 |  Brock SturdyAZNGEast | 9-5 | 7.33 | 79-75 | 7-7 | 16-12 | 1,679.6 | 1,873.2 | 89.7% | +11.9% |
| 4 |  The SelbasaurusesSELBEast | 9-5 | 8.17 | 93-61 | 9-5 | 18-10 | 1,765.3 | 1,928.6 | 91.5% | +4.8% |
| 5 |  You'll Never Waddle AloneYNWAEast | 7-7 | 7.30 | 81-73 | 7-7 | 14-14 | 1,698.7 | 1,940.6 | 87.5% | -2.1% |
| 6 |  Lanco FlankosLANCEast | 7-7 | 7.73 | 87-67 | 8-6 | 15-13 | 1,787.9 | 2,026.5 | 88.2% | -5.8% |
| 7 |  Trey Times the CharmBIG3West | 7-7 | 6.23 | 65-89 | 6-8 | 13-15 | 1,615.9 | 1,920.3 | 84.2% | +4.8% |
| 8 |  Bean DipBEANWest | 7-7 | 5.00 | 58-96 | 4-10 | 11-17 | 1,531.4 | 1,741.0 | 88.0% | +13.6% |
| 9 |  Treuily AwfulTREUWest | 6-8 | 7.83 | 91-63 | 9-5 | 15-13 | 1,730.4 | 1,912.0 | 90.5% | -13.1% |
| 10 |  Efe Obada BoysEOBEast | 6-8 | 6.83 | 70-84 | 7-7 | 13-15 | 1,603.9 | 1,733.1 | 92.5% | -5.9% |
| 11 |  Tottenham AlumniSPURWest | 6-8 | 6.20 | 76-78 | 6-8 | 12-16 | 1,653.5 | 1,009.0 | 90.8% | -5.9% |
| 12 |  Hoff and Goff (ft. Howell)HOFFWest | 3-11 | 4.27 | 49-105 | 3-11 | 6-22 | 1,456.4 | 1,720.8 | 84.6% | -9.0% |
Regular-season metrics. Hover columns for definitions.
Luck Index
Bean Dip
+13.6%
Brock Sturdy
+11.9%
Nick’s Chubb
+9.8%
The Selbasauruses
+4.8%
Trey Times the Charm
+4.8%
You'll Never Waddle Alone
-2.1%
Nick's Boasty
-2.7%
Lanco Flankos
-5.8%
Tottenham Alumni
-5.9%
Efe Obada Boys
-5.9%
Hoff and Goff (ft. Howell)
-9.0%
Treuily Awful
-13.1%
Actual win-rate minus expected win-rate (average simulated wins per game across the schedule permutations). Green = won more than the scores project; red = lost despite them.
Manager Efficiency
Each team plotted by actual vs ideal points-for. The diagonal is perfect lineup-setting; the further below the line, the more points left on the bench.
Standings Trajectory
Standings position after each week — by cumulative wins (ties = ½), then points-for tiebreak. Higher line = better rank.
- Nick's Boasty
- Nick’s Chubb
- Brock Sturdy
- The Selbasauruses
- Lanco Flankos
- You'll Never Waddle Alone
- Trey Times the Charm
- Bean Dip
- Treuily Awful
- Efe Obada Boys
- Hoff and Goff (ft. Howell)
- Tottenham Alumni
Playoff Bracket
Winners Bracket
WildcardWk 15
SemifinalsWk 16
ChampionshipWk 17
Winners Consolation
Round 2Wk 16
3rd-Place GameWk 17
Losers Bracket
Round 1Wk 15
Round 2Wk 16
Final RoundWk 17
Final Standings
Where the season ended once the brackets were played. The number beside each team is the regular-season seed it took in, and the arrow how far the playoffs moved it.
Week 17 Scoreboard
Click a matchup for the full box score.
Nick’s Chubb106.6Nick's Boasty🏠 +5.0129.9The Selbasauruses132.0Brock Sturdy🏠 +5.0156.3Lanco Flankos132.8You'll Never Waddle Alone🏠 +5.0126.2Treuily Awful75.5Trey Times the Charm🏠 +5.0125.1Bean Dip🏠 +5.0164.4Tottenham Alumni123.1Efe Obada Boys🏠 +5.0136.0