10 teams · 5 make the playoffs · 14-week regular season
Regular Season Standings
- Record
- 11-3
- Expected Wins
- 6.33
- PF
- 1,953.1
- Luck
- +33.4%
5 more
- Power
- 58-68
- vs Med
- 7-7
- Combined
- 18-10
- Ideal PF
- 2,118.1
- Mgmt %
- 92.2%
- Record
- 10-4
- Expected Wins
- 9.10
- PF
- 2,246.9
- Luck
- +6.4%
5 more
- Power
- 81-45
- vs Med
- 10-4
- Combined
- 20-8
- Ideal PF
- 2,397.4
- Mgmt %
- 93.7%
- Record
- 9-5
- Expected Wins
- 10.03
- PF
- 2,269.4
- Luck
- -7.3%
5 more
- Power
- 88-38
- vs Med
- 10-4
- Combined
- 19-9
- Ideal PF
- 2,535.2
- Mgmt %
- 89.5%
- Record
- 9-5
- Expected Wins
- 8.64
- PF
- 2,156.1
- Luck
- +2.6%
5 more
- Power
- 74-52
- vs Med
- 7-7
- Combined
- 16-12
- Ideal PF
- 2,444.9
- Mgmt %
- 88.2%
- Record
- 8-6
- Expected Wins
- 7.68
- PF
- 2,095.1
- Luck
- +2.3%
5 more
- Power
- 68-58
- vs Med
- 7-7
- Combined
- 15-13
- Ideal PF
- 2,235.0
- Mgmt %
- 93.7%
- Record
- 6-8
- Expected Wins
- 6.22
- PF
- 2,056.6
- Luck
- -1.6%
5 more
- Power
- 56-70
- vs Med
- 6-8
- Combined
- 12-16
- Ideal PF
- 2,311.0
- Mgmt %
- 89.0%
- Record
- 6-8
- Expected Wins
- 7.12
- PF
- 2,101.5
- Luck
- -8.0%
5 more
- Power
- 64-62
- vs Med
- 8-6
- Combined
- 14-14
- Ideal PF
- 2,291.2
- Mgmt %
- 91.7%
- Record
- 5-9
- Expected Wins
- 5.88
- PF
- 2,018.3
- Luck
- -6.3%
5 more
- Power
- 50-76
- vs Med
- 6-8
- Combined
- 11-17
- Ideal PF
- 2,189.3
- Mgmt %
- 92.2%
- Record
- 4-10
- Expected Wins
- 4.93
- PF
- 1,955.3
- Luck
- -6.7%
5 more
- Power
- 49-77
- vs Med
- 6-8
- Combined
- 10-18
- Ideal PF
- 2,167.1
- Mgmt %
- 90.2%
- Record
- 2-12
- Expected Wins
- 4.07
- PF
- 1,895.3
- Luck
- -14.8%
5 more
- Power
- 42-84
- vs Med
- 3-11
- Combined
- 5-23
- Ideal PF
- 2,198.1
- Mgmt %
- 86.2%
| # | Team | Record | Expected Wins | Power | vs Med | Combined | PF | Ideal PF | Mgmt % | Luck |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  GaNo DiggityNoNoEast | 11-3 | 6.33 | 58-68 | 7-7 | 18-10 | 1,953.1 | 2,118.1 | 92.2% | +33.4% |
| 2 |  Treuily AwfulTREUWest | 10-4 | 9.10 | 81-45 | 10-4 | 20-8 | 2,246.9 | 2,397.4 | 93.7% | +6.4% |
| 3 |  The SelbasaurusesSELBEast | 9-5 | 10.03 | 88-38 | 10-4 | 19-9 | 2,269.4 | 2,535.2 | 89.5% | -7.3% |
| 4 |  Efe Obada BoysEOBEast | 9-5 | 8.64 | 74-52 | 7-7 | 16-12 | 2,156.1 | 2,444.9 | 88.2% | +2.6% |
| 5 |  D*** DielersonEILEWest | 8-6 | 7.68 | 68-58 | 7-7 | 15-13 | 2,095.1 | 2,235.0 | 93.7% | +2.3% |
| 6 |  Lanco FlankosLANCEast | 6-8 | 6.22 | 56-70 | 6-8 | 12-16 | 2,056.6 | 2,311.0 | 89.0% | -1.6% |
| 7 |  Hoff Sans Goff (ft. Big 🍆)HOFFWest | 6-8 | 7.12 | 64-62 | 8-6 | 14-14 | 2,101.5 | 2,291.2 | 91.7% | -8.0% |
| 8 |  You'll Never Waddle AloneYNWAEast | 5-9 | 5.88 | 50-76 | 6-8 | 11-17 | 2,018.3 | 2,189.3 | 92.2% | -6.3% |
| 9 |  Team Name');DROP TABLE teams;--SQLWest | 4-10 | 4.93 | 49-77 | 6-8 | 10-18 | 1,955.3 | 2,167.1 | 90.2% | -6.7% |
| 10 |  Trey Times the CharmBIG3West | 2-12 | 4.07 | 42-84 | 3-11 | 5-23 | 1,895.3 | 2,198.1 | 86.2% | -14.8% |
Regular-season metrics. Hover columns for definitions.
Luck Index
Actual win-rate minus expected win-rate (average simulated wins per game across the schedule permutations). Green = won more than the scores project; red = lost despite them.
Manager Efficiency
Each team plotted by actual vs ideal points-for. The diagonal is perfect lineup-setting; the further below the line, the more points left on the bench.
Standings Trajectory
Standings position after each week — by cumulative wins (ties = ½), then points-for tiebreak. Higher line = better rank.
- The Selbasauruses
- GaNo Diggity
- Treuily Awful
- Efe Obada Boys
- D*** Dielerson
- Lanco Flankos
- Hoff Sans Goff (ft. Big 🍆)
- You'll Never Waddle Alone
- Trey Times the Charm
- Team Name');DROP TABLE teams;--
Playoff Bracket
Winners Bracket
Winners Consolation
Losers Bracket
Final Standings
Where the season ended once the brackets were played. The number beside each team is the regular-season seed it took in, and the arrow how far the playoffs moved it.
Week 17 Scoreboard
Click a matchup for the full box score.
The Selbasauruses157.6GaNo Diggity🏠 +5.0154.2Efe Obada Boys180.1Treuily Awful🏠 +5.0258.6Lanco Flankos🏠 +5.0166.4Trey Times the Charm148.6Team Name');DROP TABLE teams;--🏠 +5.0105.5