2026 Season

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Hot Takes · 2026

Every take on the record, the numbers that track it, and a grade for how it is holding up as the season goes, newest first. Takes move to Closed once their result is final.

Live(4)

Treuily UnfortunateWeek 2
“I am confident none of your [Easy Breecey's] receivers will finish top 7”
Best of Easy Breecey's WRs, points per game
WR4
Watson · 19.8 PPG · 6 GP · 2.4 clear of WR8
The rest of Easy Breecey's WRs
5
Flowers WR8 · Smith WR18 · Burden WR22 · Pickens WR23 · Egbuka WR28

WR points per game · top 10

Then the rest of Easy Breecey's WRs, by rank

08152330Top 7…WR1 Smith-Njigba: 27.5 PPG27.51Smith-NjigbaWR2 Lamb: 21.9 PPG21.92LambWR3 St. Brown: 20.8 PPG20.83St. BrownWR4 Watson: 19.8 PPG19.84WatsonWR5 Olave: 18.8 PPG18.85OlaveWR6 Nacua: 18.6 PPG18.66NacuaWR7 McMillan: 17.8 PPG17.87McMillanWR8 Flowers: 17.4 PPG17.48FlowersWR9 Nabers: 17.1 PPG17.19NabersWR10 Adams: 17.0 PPG17.010AdamsWR18 Smith: 14.8 PPG14.818SmithWR22 Burden: 13.9 PPG13.922BurdenWR23 Pickens: 13.6 PPG13.623PickensWR28 Egbuka: 11.8 PPG11.828Egbuka
WREasy Breecey's WRs
D

1 inside WR7 so far

The SelbasaurusesWeek 2
“Josh Allen was worth the 1.01 pick”
Overall VORP rank
4th of 559
11.5 VORP · 26.9 PPG · 6 GP · taken at pick 1 (1.1)
Baseline · QB20
Michael Penix Jr.
15.4 PPG
Baseline · RB25
Jawhar Jordan
10.3 PPG
Baseline · WR35
Tyquan Thornton
11.0 PPG
Baseline · TE10
Dallas Goedert
10.5 PPG

Overall VORP per game vs QB20, RB25, WR35, TE10

Every player at or above the lowest position leader (7.7 VORP)

06131925Gibbs (RB): 20.4 VORP per game20.4GibbsWalker (RB): 17.3 VORP per game17.3WalkerSmith-Njigba (WR): 16.5 VORP per game16.5Smith-NjigbaAllen (QB): 11.5 VORP per game11.5AllenRobinson (RB): 11.1 VORP per game11.1RobinsonLamb (WR): 10.9 VORP per game10.9LambMcCaffrey (RB): 10.0 VORP per game10.0McCaffreySt. Brown (WR): 9.9 VORP per game9.9St. BrownWilliams (RB): 9.5 VORP per game9.5WilliamsTaylor (RB): 9.4 VORP per game9.4TaylorHubbard (RB): 9.3 VORP per game9.3HubbardHenry (RB): 9.1 VORP per game9.1HenryWatson (WR): 8.8 VORP per game8.8WatsonCook (RB): 8.6 VORP per game8.6CookOlave (WR): 7.8 VORP per game7.8OlaveWilliams (RB): 7.8 VORP per game7.8WilliamsLikely (TE): 7.7 VORP per game7.7Likely
QBRBWRTEAllen
C

4th overall on VORP so far

Treuily UnfortunateWeek 1
“Herbert is a bad pick regardless of 3rd or 5th, esp with who was left”
Herbert's QB rank
QB47
10.4 PPG · 6 GP · taken at pick 45 (5.5)
Among QBs drafted after him
13th of 14
best of them: Jared Goff, 23.0 PPG
Per-game VORP rank vs next 10 (vs QB20, RB25, WR35, TE10)
11th of 11
-5.0 vs QB20 · best: Bhayshul Tuten 4.4 vs RB25

Herbert and every QB drafted after him · points per game

13 QBs taken after pick 45 (5.5), keepers left out · the number under each column is his QB rank

06131925QB2 Goff: 23.0 PPG · taken at pick 56 (6.5)23.02GoffQB4 Young: 22.1 PPG · taken at pick 158 (16.7)22.14YoungQB9 Mahomes: 18.8 PPG · taken at pick 62 (7.1)18.89MahomesQB10 Shough: 18.7 PPG · taken at pick 64 (7.3)18.710ShoughQB10 Stroud: 18.7 PPG · taken at pick 122 (13.1)18.710StroudQB16 Stafford: 17.6 PPG · taken at pick 57 (6.6)17.616StaffordQB17 Prescott: 17.5 PPG · taken at pick 46 (5.6)17.517PrescottQB27 Mayfield: 12.8 PPG · taken at pick 65 (7.4)12.827MayfieldQB29 Darnold: 12.5 PPG · taken at pick 125 (13.4)12.529DarnoldQB31 Willis: 12.1 PPG · taken at pick 59 (6.8)12.131WillisQB42 Ward: 11.4 PPG · taken at pick 103 (11.2)11.442WardQB44 Murray: 10.8 PPG · taken at pick 90 (9.9)10.844MurrayQB47 Herbert: 10.4 PPG · taken at pick 45 (5.5)10.447HerbertQB50 Jones: 10.2 PPG · taken at pick 94 (10.3)10.250Jones
QBHerbert
A

11th of 11 on VORP so far

What About LoveWeek 1
“Dolphins will be lucky to get to 6 wins”
Dolphins wins
0
0-5 · 12 games left
Expected wins, rest of season
2.7
on track to finish with 2.7
Chance of 6 wins or fewer
99%
ESPN matchup predictor, game by game
A

99% chance it comes true

Closed(2)

What About LoveWeek 1
“Achane might have 3 or 4 TDs today”
Achane's TDs, week 1
0
0 rushing
F

Final: 0 TDs

What About LoveWeek 1
“Achane will finish as the RB1”
Achane's RB rank, points per game
RB39
8.9 PPG · 3 GP + 2 missed at 10 · 21.8 behind RB1 Jahmyr Gibbs

RB points per game · top 10

Then Achane, RB39

010203040RB1…RB1 Gibbs: 30.7 PPG30.71GibbsRB2 Walker: 27.6 PPG27.62WalkerRB3 Robinson: 21.4 PPG21.43RobinsonRB4 McCaffrey: 20.3 PPG20.34McCaffreyRB5 Williams: 19.8 PPG19.85WilliamsRB6 Taylor: 19.8 PPG19.86TaylorRB7 Hubbard: 19.6 PPG19.67HubbardRB8 Henry: 19.5 PPG19.58HenryRB9 Cook: 18.9 PPG18.99CookRB10 Williams: 18.2 PPG18.210WilliamsRB39 Achane: 8.9 PPG8.939Achane
RBAchane
F

RB39 per game so far